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  Sex Quotes Flirting is A Woman’s Trade   “Flirting is a woman’s trade, one must keep in practice.” ― Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre   “Boys and girls in America have such a sad time together; sophistication demands that they submit to sex immediately without proper preliminary talk. Not courting talk — real straight talk about souls, for life is holy and every moment is precious.” ― Jack Kerouac, On the Road   “Books are finite, sexual encounters are finite, but the desire to read and to fuck is infinite; it surpasses our own deaths, our fears, our hopes for peace.” ― Roberto Bolano   “Sex is an emotion in motion.” ― Mae West   “Anyone who is observant, who discovers the person they have always dreamed of, knows that sexual energy comes into play before sex even takes place. The greatest pleasure isn't sex, but the passion with which it is practiced. When the passion is intense, then sex joins in to complete the dance, but it is n...

  Sex Quotes Good Sex is Like Good Bridge   “Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.” ― Oscar Wilde   “It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.” ― Marilyn Monroe   “I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.” ― Woody Allen   “Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.” ― George Carlin   “We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.” ― Tom Robbins   “If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.” ― Frank Zappa   “Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.” ― Mae West   “We are all born sexual creatures, thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.” ― Marilyn Monroe   “sex is the consolation you have when you can't have love” ― Gabriel García Márquez ...

  Humour Quotes Have I Gone Mad?   “Sometimes you remind me a lot of James. He called it my 'furry little problem' in company. Many people were under the impression that I owned a badly behaved rabbit.” ― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince   “To lose one parent, Mr. Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.” ― Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest   “As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?” ― Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes   “Are you always a smartass?'   Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.” ― Jim Butcher, Blood Rites   “Humanity takes itself too seriously. It is the world's original sin. If the cave-man had known how to laugh, History would have been different.” ― Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray   “They slipped briskly into an intimacy from which they never recovered.” ― F. Scott Fitzgerald, This Side of Paradise ...

  Humour Quotes Where is Wood?   “Where is Wood?" said Harry, suddenly realizing he wasn't there. "Still in the showers," said Fred. "We think he's trying to drown himself.” ― J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban   “He cleared his throat and held up one hand dramatically. “Green grass breaks through snow. Artemis pleads for my help. I am so cool.” He grinned at us, waiting for applause. "That last line was four syllables.” Artemis said. Apollo frowned. “Was it?” “Yes. What about I am so bigheaded?” “No, no, that’s six syllable, hhhm.” He started muttering to himself. Zoe Nightshade turned to us. “Lord Apollo has been going through this haiku phase ever since he visited Japan. Tis not as bad as the time he visited Limerick. If I’d had to hear one more poem that started with, There once was a godess from Sparta-" “I’ve got it!” Apollo announced. “I am so awesome. That’s five syllables!” He bowed, loo...

  Humour Quotes The Easy Confidence   “I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.” ― Groucho Marx   “The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.” ― Mark Twain   “Seventeen, eh!" said Hagrid as he accepted a bucket-sized glass of wine from Fred. "Six years to the day we met, Harry, d’yeh remember it?" "Vaguely," said Harry, grinning up at him. "Didn’t you smash down the front door, give Dudley a pig’s tail, and tell me I was a wizard?" "I forge’ the details," Hagrid chortled.” ― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows   “Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.” ― Woody Allen   “It may help to understand human affairs to be clear that most of the great triumphs and tragedies of history are caused, not by people being fundamentally good or fundamentally bad, but by people bei...

  Humour Quotes I Have Nothing to Declare   “Can you surf really well, then?" I looked at Grover, who was trying hard not to laugh. "Jeez, Nico," I said. "I've never really tried." He went on asking questions. Did I fight a lot with Thalia, since she was a daughter of Zeus? (I didn't answer that one.) If Annabeth's mother was Athena, the goddess of wisdom, then why didn't Annabeth know better than to fall off a cliff? (I tried not to strangle Nico for asking that one.) Was Annabeth my girlfriend? (At this point, I was ready to stick the kid in a meat-flavored sack and throw him to the wolves.)” ― Rick Riordan   “I have nothing to declare except my genius.” ― Oscar Wilde   “I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.” ― Bill Watterson   “Alec looked at her and shook his head. "How do you manage never to get mud on your clothes?" Isabelle shrugged philosophically. ...