Sex
Quotes
Good Sex is Like Good Bridge
“Everything
in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.”
―
Oscar Wilde
“It's
not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.”
―
Marilyn Monroe
“I
don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”
―
Woody Allen
“Fighting
for peace is like screwing for virginity.”
―
George Carlin
“We
waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect
love.”
―
Tom Robbins
“If
you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the
library.”
―
Frank Zappa
“Good
sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a
good hand.”
―
Mae West
“We
are all born sexual creatures, thank God, but it's a pity so many people
despise and crush this natural gift.”
―
Marilyn Monroe
“sex
is the consolation you have when you can't have love”
―
Gabriel García Márquez
“The
difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes
it.”
―
Woody Allen
“The
main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls
live.”
―
George Carlin
“In
a perfect world, you could fuck people without giving them a piece of your
heart. And every glittering kiss and every touch of flesh is another shard of
heart you’ll never see again.”
―
Neil Gaiman, Fragile Things: Short Fictions and Wonders
“Sex
without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.”
―
Hunter S. Thompson
“Love
is blind, they say; sex is impervious to reason and mocks the power of all
philosophers. But, in fact, a person's sexual choice is the result and sum of
their fundamental convictions. Tell me what a person finds sexually attractive
and I will tell you their entire philosophy of life. Show me the person they
sleep with and I will tell you their valuation of themselves. No matter what
corruption they're taught about the virtue of selflessness, sex is the most
profoundly selfish of all acts, an act which they cannot perform for any motive
but their own enjoyment - just try to think of performing it in a spirit of
selfless charity! - an act which is not possible in self-abasement, only in
self-exultation, only on the confidence of being desired and being worthy of
desire. It is an act that forces them to stand naked in spirit, as well as in
body, and accept their real ego as their standard of value. They will always be
attracted to the person who reflects their deepest vision of themselves, the
person whose surrender permits them to experience - or to fake - a sense of
self-esteem .. Love is our response to our highest values - and can be nothing
else.”
―
Ayn Rand
“No
woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.”
―
Betty Friedan
“Sex
is kicking death in the ass while singing.”
―
Charles Bukowski
“Is
sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.”
―
Woody Allen
“Those
sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.
Good
things come to those who wait.”
―
Jess C. Scott, The Intern
“Physics
is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do
it.”
―
Richard P. Feynman
“Anyone
who is in love is making love the whole time, even when they're not. When two
bodies meet, it is just the cup overflowing. They can stay together for hours,
even days. They begin the dance one day and finish it the next, or--such is the
pleasure they experience--they may never finish it. No eleven minutes for
them.”
―
Paulo Coelho, Eleven Minutes
