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  Humor Quotes - There are two types of people in this world   “You know what would help?" I asked, not meeting his eyes. "Hmm?" "If you turned off this crap music and put on something that came out after the Berlin Wall went down." Dimitri laughted. "Your worst class is history, yet somehow, you know everything about Eastern Europe." "Hey, gotta have material for my jokes, Comrade." Still smiling, he turned the radio dail. To a country station. "Hey! This isn't what I had in mind," I exclaimed. I could tell he was on the verge of laughing again. "Pick. It's one or the other." I sighed. "Go back to the 1980s stuff." He flipped the dail, and I crossed my arms over my chest as some vaguely European-sounding band sang about how video had killed the radio star. I wished someone would kill this radio.” ― Richelle Mead, Frostbite   “Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrit...

  Humor Quotes - In politics, stupidity is not a handicap   “Sometimes the sins you haven't committed are all you have left to hold onto.” ― David Sedaris, When You Are Engulfed in Flames   “Going round and around inside a dryer can be fatal, whereas pasta is rarely fatal. Unless Isabelle makes it.” ― Cassandra Clare, City of Bones   “We did it, we bashed them wee Potter's the one, and Voldy's gone moldy, so now let's have fun!” ― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows   “Did you like question ten, Moony?" asked Sirius as they emerged into the entrance hall. "Loved it," said Lupin briskly. "Give five signs that identify the werewolf. Excellent question." "D'you think you managed to get all the signs?" said James in tones of mock concern. "Think I did," said Lupin seriously, as they joined the crowd thronging around the front doors eager to get out into the sunlit grounds. "One: H...

  Humor Quotes - I don't do what I'm told   “I had a boyfriend who told me I’d never succeed, never be nominated for a Grammy, never have a hit song, and that he hoped I’d fail. I said to him, ‘Someday, when we’re not together, you won’t be able to order a cup of coffee at the fucking deli without hearing or seeing me.” ― Lady Gaga   “Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.” ― Garrison Keillor   “It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever," he said. "Have you thought of going into teaching?” ― Terry Pratchett, Mort   “Harry, don't go picking a row with Malfoy, don't forget, he's a prefect now, he could make life difficult for you..." "Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life?" said Harry sarcastically.” ― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix   “Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die.” ― John Green, Looking for Al...

  Humour Quotes Have I Gone Mad?   “Sometimes you remind me a lot of James. He called it my 'furry little problem' in company. Many people were under the impression that I owned a badly behaved rabbit.” ― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince   “To lose one parent, Mr. Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.” ― Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest   “As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?” ― Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes   “Are you always a smartass?'   Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.” ― Jim Butcher, Blood Rites   “Humanity takes itself too seriously. It is the world's original sin. If the cave-man had known how to laugh, History would have been different.” ― Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray   “They slipped briskly into an intimacy from which they never recovered.” ― F. Scott Fitzgerald, This Side of Paradise ...

  Humour Quotes Where is Wood?   “Where is Wood?" said Harry, suddenly realizing he wasn't there. "Still in the showers," said Fred. "We think he's trying to drown himself.” ― J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban   “He cleared his throat and held up one hand dramatically. “Green grass breaks through snow. Artemis pleads for my help. I am so cool.” He grinned at us, waiting for applause. "That last line was four syllables.” Artemis said. Apollo frowned. “Was it?” “Yes. What about I am so bigheaded?” “No, no, that’s six syllable, hhhm.” He started muttering to himself. Zoe Nightshade turned to us. “Lord Apollo has been going through this haiku phase ever since he visited Japan. Tis not as bad as the time he visited Limerick. If I’d had to hear one more poem that started with, There once was a godess from Sparta-" “I’ve got it!” Apollo announced. “I am so awesome. That’s five syllables!” He bowed, loo...