Sex Quotes - Sex without Smiling

 

Sex Quotes - Sex without Smiling 

“Self-respect. It would make me lovable. And it's the secret to good sex.”

― Susan Sontag, As Consciousness is Harnessed to Flesh: Journals and Notebooks, 1964-1980

 

“It would be perfect if everyone who makes love, is in love, but this is simply an unrealistic expectation. I'd say 75 percent of the population of people who make love, are not in love, this is simply the reality of the human race, and to be idealistic about this is to wait for the stars to aline and Jupiter to change color; for the Heavens to etch your names together in the sky before you make love to someone. But idealism is immaturity, and as a matter of fact, the stars may never aline, Jupiter may never change color, and the Heavens may never ever etch your names together in the sky for you to have the never-ending permission to make endless love to one another. And so the bottom line is, there really is no difference between doing something today, and doing something tomorrow, because today is what you have, and tomorrow may not turn out the way you expect it to. At the end of the day, sex is an animalistic, humanistic, passionate desire.”

― C. JoyBell C.

 

“When a man touches a woman's body, he is not just touching her body. It goes MUCH DEEPER than that for a woman. He is touching parts of her soul-parts as diverse as how she feels about being a grandmother some day, to what is her favorite ice cream, to how much she loves her pet, and to her opinion of how the current President is governing. The man wants a sexual encounter and love is far from his mind; she desires permanence, commitment, safety, and security.”

― Jim Anderson, Unmasked: Exposing the Cultural Sexual Assualt

 

“Of all sexual aberrations, chastity is the strangest.”

― Anatole France

 

“And then . . . we’re going to get in my car.”

 

I waited for him to elaborate on a destination. “And?”

 

He gently kissed the nape of my neck. “What do you think?”

 

I couldn’t help a small gasp of delight. “Oh, wow.”

 

“I know, right? I was racking my brain for the best present ever, and then I realized that nothing was going to rock your world more than you and me in your favorite place in the entire world.”

 

I swallowed. “I’m kind of embarrassed at how excited I am about that.” Never had I guessed my love of cars would play a role in my sex life. Eddie was right. Something had happened to me.

 

“It’s okay, Sage. We’ve all got our turn-ons.”

 

“You kind of ruined the surprise, though.”

 

“Nah. It’s part of the gift: you getting to think about it for the next three days.”

― Richelle Mead, The Fiery Heart

 

“Sex without smiling is as sickly and as base as vodka and tonic without ice.”

― Stephen Fry, Moab Is My Washpot

 

“Sex means nothing--just the moment of ecstasy, that flares and dies in minutes.”

― Philip Larkin

 

“Man has imagined a heaven, and has left entirely out of it the supremest of all his delights...sexual intercourse!...His heaven is like himself: strange, interesting, astonishing, grotesque. I give you my word, it has not a single feature in it that he actually values.”

― Mark Twain

 

“Dia wrinkled her nose. “Gross. You need a decent girl, one that can straighten you out.”

“I don't need to be straightened out,” Carmine said. “Why drown in love when you can have so much fun swimming in lust?”

― J.M. Darhower, Sempre

 

“Finally, when all was said and done, the certainty (so often experienced, yet always new) that female charms, the kind that inflame the senses, are no more than kitchen smells: they tease you when you're hungry and disgust you when you've had your fill.”

― M. Ageyev, Novel with Cocaine

 

“Fiction has been maligned for centuries as being "false," "untrue," yet good fiction provides more truth about the world, about life, and even about the reader, than can be found in non-fiction.”

― Clark Zlotchew

 

“Fuck! Is one expected to be a gentleman when one is stiff?”

― Marquis De Sade

 

“It was my uncle who taught me about the birds and the bees. He sat me down one day and said, 'Remember this, George, the birds fuck the bees.' Then he told me he once banged a girl so hard her freckles came off.”

― George Carlin, Brain Droppings

 

“Sex isn't good unless it means something. It doesn't necessarily need to mean "love" and it doesn't necessarily need to happen in a relationship, but it does need to mean intimacy and connection...There exists a very fine line between being sexually liberated and being sexually used.”

― Laura Sessions Stepp, Unhooked: How Young Women Pursue Sex, Delay Love, and Lose at Both

 

“Sexual pleasure is, I agree, a passion to which all others are subordinate but in which they all unite.”

― Marquis de Sade, The 120 Days of Sodom and Other Writings

 

“What does one want when one is engaged in the sexual act? That everything around you give you its utter attention, think only of you, care only for you...every man wants to be a tyrant when he fornicates.”

― Marquis de Sade, Philosophy in the Boudoir

 

“I know this sounds incredibly lame,

but I don't want losing my virginity

to feel like I'm losing something.

I want it to feel like I'm finding something.

I want sex to be amazing.

I want it to be life-alteringly wonderful.

And I want it to happen with someone I love.”

― Sonya Sones, One of Those Hideous Books Where the Mother Dies

 

“Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography. ”

― Robert Byrne

 

“You want to be free. You also want to be mine. You can't be both.”

― Nenia Campbell, Crowned by Fire

 

“Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.”

― Tallulah Bankhead