Sex Quotes - Marriage isn't a love affair

 

Sex Quotes - Marriage isn't a love affair 

“The eyes are one of the most powerful tools a woman can have. With one look, she can relay the most intimate message. After the connection is made, words cease to exist. ”

― Jennifer Salaiz

 

“Men who refuse to use condoms do not deserve to be fucked by anyone but other men who refuse to use condoms.”

― Inga Muscio

 

“Marriage isn't a love affair. It isn't even a honeymoon. It's a job. A long hard job, at which both partners have to work, harder than they've worked at anything in their lives before. If it's a good marriage, it changes, it evolves, but it does on getting better. I've seen it with my own mother and father. But a bad marriage can dissolve in a welter of resentment and acrimony. I've seen that, too, in my own miserable and disastrous attempt at making another person happy. And it's never one person's fault. It's the sum total of a thousand little irritations, disagreements, idiotic details that in a sound alliance would simply be disregarded, or forgotten in the healing act of making love. Divorce isn't a cure, it's a surgical operation, even if there are no children to consider.”

― Rosamunde Pilcher, Wild Mountain Thyme

 

“The first two facts which a healthy boy or girl feels about sex are these: first that it is beautiful and then that it is dangerous.”

― G.K. Chesterton

 

“Strangers when you meet, strangers when you part -a gymnasium of bodies namelessly masturbating each other. People with no morals often considered themselves more free, but mostly they lacked the ability to feel or to love. So they became swingers. The dead fucking the dead. There was no gamble or humor in their game -it was corpse fucking corpse. Morals were restrictive, but they were grounded on human experience down through the centuries. Some morals tended to keep people slaves in factories, in churches and true to the State. Other morals simply made good sense. It was like a garden filled with poisoned fruit and good fruit. You had to know which to pick and eat, which to leave alone.”

― Charles Bukowski, Women

 

“Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.”

― George Burns

 

“Licence my roving hands, and let them go

Before, behind, between, above, below.”

― John Donne, The Complete English Poems

 

“She was a ray of sunshine, a warm summer rain, a bright fire on a cold winter’s day, and now she could be dead because she had tried to save the man she loved.”

― Grace Willows

 

“He didn't want to give the cartel any time to persuade Emiliana into accepting a more enticing offer. He had reservations about her loyalty and feared she might make a deal without Elpidio's consent.”

― Carolyn M. Bowen, Legacy of Shadows: An International Crime Thriller

 

“Anyone who calls it "sexual intercourse" can't possibly be interested in actually doing it. You might as well announce you're ready for lunch by proclaiming, "I'd like to do some masticating and enzyme secreting.”

― Allan Sherman

 

“Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin.”

― Robert A. Heinlein, The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress

 

“She had not made a decision to give up sex, only the clamor of romance, because it was exhausting her, doing her no good and too much harm...”

― Michelle Herman, Dog

 

“Nowadays, you can do anything that you want—anal, oral, fisting—but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.”

― Slavoj Žižek

 

“The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that it's coming quickly.”

― Mel Brooks

 

“If Lacan presumes that female homosexuality issues from a disappointed heterosexuality, as observation is said to show, could it not be equally clear to the observer that heterosexuality issues from a disappointed homosexuality?”

― Judith Butler, Gender Trouble: Feminism and the Subversion of Identity

 

“And it struck me then, that I liked Sean because he looked, well, slutty. A boy who had been around. A boy who couldn't remember if he was Catholic or not.”

― Bret Easton Ellis, The Rules of Attraction

 

“You know how it is - some hot guys don't make your hormones go crazy, while some unattractive guys have massive sex appeal. This guy had it all.”

― Sylvia Day, Bared to You

 

“The first time someone else touched me with the intent to pleasure, I fell in love. Not with that person, but with the act itself. Such intimacy and accord. Even with the awkwardness of first time lovers there was a grace and purity, carnal and beautiful that I knew from that moment on I could never live without.”

― Fiona Zedde, Bliss

 

“For a moment, there is silence between us.

 

He takes a step toward me. “The other night—”

 

I cut him off. “I did it for the same reason that you did. To get it out of my system.”

 

“And is it?” he asks. “Out of your system?”

 

I look him in the face and lie. “Yes.”

 

If he touches me, if he even takes another step toward me, my deceit will be exposed. I don’t think I can keep the longing off my face. Instead, to my relief, he gives a thin-lipped nod and departs.

 

From the next room, I hear the Roach call out to Cardan, to offer to teach him the trick of levitating a playing card. I hear Cardan laugh.

 

It occurs to me that maybe desire isn’t something overindulging helps. Maybe it is not unlike mithridatism; maybe I took a killing dose when I should have been poisoning myself slowly, one kiss at a time.”

― Holly Black, The Wicked King

 

“She gave Samuel a stern look. "Now, I don't know what's going on between you and my daughter and Adam Hauptman—”

“Neither do we,” I muttered.

Samuel grinned. “We have it pretty well worked out as far as the sex goes—Adam gets it—someday—and I don’t. But the rest is still up for negotiation.”

“Samuel Cornick,” I sputtered in disbelief. “That is my mother.”

― Patricia Briggs, Bone Crossed