Sex
Quotes - I can draw you a Diagram
“I
can draw you a diagram. Hint: I'm slot B, and you're tab A.”
―
Kresley Cole, Dreams of a Dark Warrior
“What
kind of motel sells condoms?"
"My
favorite kind of motel?”
―
Jennifer L. Armentrout, Origin
“That's
what Jamie didn't understand: it was never just sex. Even the fastest,
dirtiest, most impersonal screw was about more than sex. It was about
connection. It was about looking at another human being and seeing your own
loneliness and neediness reflected back. It was recognising that together you
had the power to temporarily banish that sense of isolation. It was about
experiencing what it was to be human at the basest, most instinctive level. How
could that be described as just anything?”
―
Emily Maguire, Taming the Beast
“She
tasted sweet, like oranges, liquid sunshine in my mouth as we kissed, our
tongues playing together.”
―
Selena Kitt, A Baumgartner Reunion
“I
was just thinking if the sex with you is one-tenth as fun as arguing with you.
I'll be one happy bastard."
"You'll
never find out. You--------"
He
kissed me.
~
Jack Travis & Ella Varner”
―
Lisa Kleypas, Smooth Talking Stranger
“I'd
call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead
horse.”
―
Woody Allen
“All
right, then,” she snapped, “do as you please! Perhaps afterward we could manage
a coherent discussion.” Twisting beneath him, she flopped onto her stomach.
Christopher
went still. After a long hesitation, she heard him ask in a far more normal
voice, “What are you doing?”
“I’m
making it easier for you,” came her defiant reply. “Go on, start ravishing.”
Another
silence. Then, “Why are you facing downward?”
“Because
that’s how it’s done.” Beatrix twisted to look at him over her shoulder. A
twinge of uncertainty caused her to ask, “Isn’t it?”
His
face was blank. “Has no one ever told you?”
“No,
but I’ve read about it.”
Christopher
rolled off her, relieving her of his weight. He wore an odd expression as he
asked, “From what books?”
“Veterinary
manuals. And of course, I’ve observed the squirrels in springtime, and farm
animals and-”
She
was interrupted as Christopher cleared his throat loudly, and again. Darting a
confused glance at him, she realized that he was trying to choke back
amusement.
Beatrix
began to feel indignant. Her first time in a bed with a man, and he was
laughing.
“Look
here,” she said in a businesslike manner, “I’ve read about the mating habits of
over two dozen species, and with the exception of snails, whose genitalia is on
their necks, they all—” She broke off and frowned. “Why are you laughing at me?
Christopher
had collapsed, overcome with hilarity. As he lifted his head and saw her
affronted expression, he struggled manfully with another outburst. “Beatrix.
I’m . . . I’m not laughing at you.”
“You
are!”
“No
I’m not. It’s just . . .” He swiped a tear from the corner of his eye, and a
few more chuckles escaped. “Squirrels . . .”
“Well,
it may be humorous to you, but it’s a very serious matter to the squirrels.”
―
Lisa Kleypas, Love in the Afternoon
“Eve:
"Keep your mind off sex"
Roake:
"Why? It's so happy there.”
―
J.D. Robb, Conspiracy in Death
“There
was a very slight chance she might actually kill him that way, and if she did,
she’d be brought up on charges. Unless, of course, she could prove harmful
intent. She could see it now.
See,
Your Honor, he was going to f*ck me silly, make me like it.”
―
Nalini Singh, Angels' Blood
“I
don't understand how people can stand next to you one year, and next year, they
cannot. They're going crazy, screaming. They can't take it that you're there.
But last year I was in the same club, walking around, lonely like a
motherfucker. Couldn't get a date or a dance. I was too skinny, too something, and
now, "He's just adorable. He's just, oh!”
―
Tupac Shakur, Tupac: Resurrection, 1971-1996
“So
you've just slept with him, given him your virginity, a man who doesn't love
you. In fact, he has odd ideas about you, wants to make you some sort of kinky
sex slave.”
―
E.L. James, Fifty Shades of Grey
“What
is it with you, sex, and modes of transportation?”
―
Sylvia Day, Reflected in You
“Geniuses
and supergeniuses always make their own rules about sex as on everything else;
they do not accept the monkey customs of their lessers.”
―
Robert A. Heinlein
“I
think a man's "wordplay" can be so fucking sexy!!! I love a good mind
fuck!!”
―
Junnita Jackson
“I
sat on the bed. Neither of us said anything. I wasn't slick and sophisticated
enough for this. What do you say to boyfriend A when he finds you naked in the
bed of boyfriend B? Especially if boyfriend A turned into a monster the night
before and ate someone. I bet Miss Manners didn't cover this at all.”
―
Laurell K. Hamilton, The Killing Dance
“This
last night we tear into each other, as if to wound, as if to find the key to
everything before morning.”
―
Michael Ondaatje, Coming Through Slaughter
“These
girls with old gents don't do it despite the age—they're drawn to the age, they
do it for the age. Why? In Consuela's case, because the vast difference in age
gives her permission to submit, I think. My age and my status give her,
rationally, the license to surrender, and surrendering in bed is a not
unpleasant sensation. But simultaneously, to give yourself over intimately to a
much, much older man provides this sort of younger woman with authority of a
kind she cannot get in a sexual arrangement with a younger man. She gets both
the pleasures of submission and the pleasures of mastery.”
―
Philip Roth, The Dying Animal
"Most
times, when I'm having sex, I'd rather be reading."
This
was, I admit, a strange thing to say on a second date.
I
guess I was just giving you a warning.
"Most
times when I'm reading," you said, "I'd rather be having sex".”
―
David Levithan, The Lover's Dictionary
“Young
girls are like helpless children in the hands of amorous men, whatever is said
to them is true and whatever manipulation on their bodies seems like love to
them, sooner or later, they come back to their senses, but the scars are not
dead inasmuch as her spoiler lives.”
―
Michael Bassey Johnson, Scars Of Beauty
“There
is a reason why it used to be that politics, religion, and sex were not topics
for polite conversation. It is because our grandparents knew that while
everyone is legally entitled to vote, pray, and fuck, the vast majority of
people aren’t competent to do any one of the three properly.”
―
J.K. Franko
