Sex
Quotes - Tomorrow was my second Chance
“Let
a woman too close, and while she sucked your cock, she sucked your brains and
manhood right out of you, too.”
―
Larissa Ione, Eternal Rider
“If
it is the dirty element that gives pleasure to the act of lust, then the
dirtier it is, the more pleasurable it is bound to be.”
―
Marquis de Sade, The 120 Days of Sodom
“Women
writers make for rewarding (and efficient) lovers. They are clever liars to
fathers and husbands; yet they never hold their tongues too long, nor keep
ardent typing fingers still.”
―
Roman Payne, Rooftop Soliloquy
“Music
is much like fucking, but some composers can't climax and others climax too
often, leaving themselves and the listener jaded and spent.”
―
Charles Bukowski
“I'm
fresh out of fucks to give.”
―
Tucker Max
“Science
is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason
we are doing it. ”
―
Richard P. Feynman
“Lady
and gentleman, when my parents left Korea with nothing but the clothes on their
backs and the considerable wealth they had amassed in the shipping business,
they had a dream. They had a dream that one day amid the snowy hilltops of
western North Carolina, their son would lose his virginity to a cheerleader in
the woman's bathroom of a Waffle House just off the interstate. My parents have
sacrificed so much for this dream! And that is why we must journey on, despite
all trials and tribulations! Not for me and least of all for the poor
cheerleader in question, but for my parents and indeed for all immigrants who
came to his great nation in what they themselves could never have: CHEERLEADER
SEX.”
―
John Green, Let It Snow: Three Holiday Romances
“Tomorrow
was my second chance to make things right but it never came. I’m sorry I never
treasured the time we had for those regrets I take the blame. You gave
everything you had. I took without giving back.” Sed paused in his song,
feeling ridiculous for singing it to her while they made love.
“Baby,
you realize this song is about Trey’s dead dog, don’t you?”
―
Olivia Cunning, Rock Hard
“It
is a terrible error to let any natural impulse, physical or mental, stagnate.
Crush it out, if you will, and be done with it; or fulfil it, and get it out of
the system; but do not allow it to remain there and putrefy. The suppression of
the normal sex instinct, for example, is responsible for a thousand ills. In
Puritan countries one inevitably finds a morbid preoccupation with sex coupled
with every form of perversion and degeneracy. ”
―
Aleister Crowley, Moonchild
“Sex:
the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of
trouble.”
―
John Barrymore
“What
holds the world together, as I have learned from bitter experience, is sexual
intercourse.”
―
Henry Miller
“I
can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.”
―
George Burns
“My
sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and
pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you
do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked
you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you,
darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your
upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your
flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came
bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than
usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse
full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat
fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little
naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a
farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know
Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting
women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine
fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let
off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of
her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
You
say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your cunt, you
little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am
asleep dressed, steal over to me with a whore’s glow in your slumberous eyes,
gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out
your lover’s fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till
it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometimes too I shall
surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your drawers gently, then lie
down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to
stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling’s cunt. You will begin to
groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up
faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your cunt is a mass of slime and
your body wriggling wildly.
Goodnight,
my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word,
darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more
about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier.”
―
James Joyce, Selected Letters of James Joyce
“Love
is giving up control. It’s surrendering the desire to control the other person.
The two—love and controlling power over the other person—are mutually
exclusive. If we are serious about loving someone, we have to surrender all the
desires within us to manipulate the relationship.”
―
Rob Bell, Sex God: Exploring the Endless Connections Between Sexuality and
Spirituality
“You
keep runnin that mouth and I'm goin to take you back there and screw you.”
―
Cormac McCarthy, No Country for Old Men
“Pussy
is sweeter than honey and more valuable than money.”
―
Mary B. Morrison
“A
vibrator can last all night, too, vampire! - Denise”
―
Jeaniene Frost, First Drop of Crimson
“We
men are very simple people: if we like what we see, we’re coming over there. If
we don’t want anything from you, we’re not coming over there. Period. Please
highlight this part right here so you can always remind yourself the next time
a man steps to you: a man always wants something. Always. And when it comes to
women, that plan is always to find out two things: (1) if you’re willing to
sleep with him, and (2) if you are, how much it will cost to get you to sleep
with him.”
―
Steve Harvey, Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man: What Men Really Think About
Love, Relationships, Intimacy, and Commitment
“I'm
as pure as the driven slush.”
―
Tallulah Bankhead
“Sex
between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you can get between the
right man and the right woman.”
―
Woody Allen
