Two
Things are Infinite
“So
many books, so little time.”
―
Frank Zappa
“Two
things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about
the universe.”
―
Albert Einstein
“You
only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
―
Mae West
“Insanity
is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”
―
Narcotics Anonymous
“The
person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be
intolerably stupid.”
―
Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey
“Outside
of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
―
Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx
“A
day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
―
Steve Martin
“Never
put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well.”
―
Mark Twain
“I
love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”
―
Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time
“Anyone
who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that
sitting in a garage can make you a car.”
―
Garrison Keillor
“Women
and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to
the idea.”
―
Robert A. Heinlein
“All
you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”
―
Charles M. Schulz
“Beauty
is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give
a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
―
Jim Henson
“I'm
not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
―
Woody Allen
“Whenever
I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”
―
Paul Terry
“The
story so far:
In
the beginning the Universe was created.
This
has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”
―
Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
“I
find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into
the other room and read a book.”
―
Groucho Marx
“Some
people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.”
―
Charles Bukowski
“Saying
'I notice you're a nerd' is like saying, 'Hey, I notice that you'd rather be
intelligent than be stupid, that you'd rather be thoughtful than be vapid, that
you believe that there are things that matter more than the arrest record of
Lindsay Lohan. Why is that?' In fact, it seems to me that most contemporary
insults are pretty lame. Even 'lame' is kind of lame. Saying 'You're lame' is
like saying 'You walk with a limp.' Yeah, whatever, so does 50 Cent, and he's
done all right for himself.”
―
John Green
“The
trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on
coming along and trying to put things in it.”
―
Terry Pratchett, Diggers
