Sex Quotes - Sex is like money; only too much is enough

 

Sex Quotes - Sex is like money; only too much is enough 

“Saturday 12 July 1823 [Halifax]

Could not sleep last night. Dozing, hot & disturbed ... a violent longing for a female companion came over me. Never remember feeling it so painfully before ... It was absolute pain to me.”

― Anne Lister

 

“Adriana loved even the rank animal smell of the man's body, her sweat-slicked breasts and belly flattened beneath him, and her arms and legs clutching him as a drowning woman might clutch another person to save her life. Don't don't don't don't leave me. DON'T LEAVE ME. As in animal copulation the frenzy is to be locked together not out of sentiment or choice but physical compulsion. As if bolts of electric current ran through both their bodies and would only release them from each other when it ceased.”

― Joyce Carol Oates, Faithless : Tales of Transgression

 

“Might as Well Laugh

...remember

...when

...Life

...made

...sense”

― Ellen Hopkins

 

“Sylvie wishes the anti-depressants had been around when she was in her early twenties, not only to rescue her from the dark tunnels that came when her brother first got sick, but also to keep her from fucking all those assholes.”

― Francesca Lia Block

 

“If one starts with the anatomical difference, which even a patriarchal Viennese novelist was able to see was destiny, then one begins to understand why men and women don't get on very well within marriage, or indeed in any exclusive sort of long-range sexual relationship. He is designed to make as many babies as possible with as many different women as he can get his hands on, while she is designed to take time off from her busy schedule as astronaut or role model to lay an egg and bring up the result. Male and female are on different sexual tracks, and that cannot be changed by the Book or any book. Since all our natural instincts are carefully perverted from birth, it is no wonder that we tend to be, if not all of us serial killers, killers of our own true nature. ”

― Gore Vidal

 

“You will never put yourself or any of my men in danger again. You could have slipped, fallen, broken your pretty neck, or fucking died. And I bet you didn’t even think about a sniper taking you out from afar.”

― Becky Wilde, Bratva Connection: Maxim

 

“An educated woman is seen as a human being with a vagina. An uneducated woman is seen as a vagina with a human being.”

― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

 

“98% of the things said by a drunk man are true; 98% of those said by a horny man aren’t.”

― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

 

“Sex is like money; only too much is enough.”

― John Updike, Couples

 

“Doll bends over, checking a barrel; she got hips on her under that skirt, sturdy, bovine, though she’d kill him if he said as much. His cheek yearns for her lap, for her stroking hands, for her fantastically common reek of beer and ham and Parma Violets.”

― Lesley Glaister, Blasted Things

 

“John [the father] kept saying, "You have a penis. That means you’re a boy." One day, Shannon noticed that her son had been in the bathroom an awfully long time and pushed the door open. "He had a pair of my best, sharpest sewing scissors poised, ready to cut. Penis in the scissors. I said, 'What are you doing?' He said, 'This doesn’t belong here. So I’m going to cut it off.' I said, 'You can’t do that.' He said, 'Why not?' I said, 'Because if you ever want to have girl parts, they need that to make them.' I pulled that one right out of my ass. He handed me the scissors and said, 'Okay.”

― Andrew Solomon, Far from the Tree: Parents, Children, and the Search for Identity

 

“I have, he went on, betrayed myself with

belief, deluded myself with love

tricked myself with sex.

 

the bottle is damned faithful, he said,

the bottle will not lie”

― Charles Bukowski, Play the Piano Drunk Like a Percussion Instrument Until the Fingers Begin to Bleed a Bit

 

“Great, she didn't lie to me. "Mind if I tag along with you? I would love to have some company. Please don't say no. I don't know if I can take it if you turn me down, beloved," he spoke inaudibly. "Remember the last time we were at an art gallery together?" he asked. "Sure I do," she remarked, walking slowly. Wish I hadn't gone anywhere with you, Creepville!”

― Sharon Carter, Love Auction: Too Risky to Love Again

 

“It's me, Aiden," Parker responded. "I have some bad news. I've found out Maxwell Turner and two other inmates have broken out of prison. I'm heading to Bayville Federal Prision to get more information about the prision break.”

― Sharon Carter, Love Auction II: Love Designs

 

“Her cry was the saddest sound of orgasm that I had ever heard.”

― Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood

 

“And for a price, I will pretend absolutely nothing.”

― Jacqueline Carey, Kushiel's Chosen

 

“And now you're off to Port Caynn. Watch them sailor lads. They'll have your skirts up and a babe in your belly afore you know what you're about."

"Everyone keep warning me about sailors," I complained. "Why can't someone tell the sailors to stay clear of me?"

Granny snorted. "Oh, you're the fierce one now! Just take care no one else catches you unawares and knocks you on the nob!”

― Tamora Pierce, Bloodhound