Sex
Quotes – Intelligence always had a pornographic influence on me
“Nothing
says awkward like coming in your pants while dry humping.”
―
Jay McLean, More Than This
“SAUL:
'We made love outdoors, my favorite place to make love, assuming the weather be
fair and balmy, and the earth beneath be clean. Our souls intertwined and
dripping with sweat.”
― Roman
Payne
“The
gods made our bodies as well as our souls, is it not so? They give us voices,
so we might worship them with song. They give us hands, so we might build them
temples. And they give us desire, so we might mate and worship them in that
way.”
―
George R.R. Martin, A Clash of Kings
“If
you want to see a man come to his senses, try something like, Do you happen to
carry a rubber in your wallet? Did I mention I'm not on the pill?”
―
Catherine Ryan Hyde, Pay It Forward
“Possibilities
...in
the closet
...itching
...to
break out
...but
afraid of
...the
fallout”
―
Ellen Hopkins, Fallout
“When
certain parts of our bodies are touched, certain enzymes and chemicals that
trigger sexual desire are released into our system. The more our bodies are
stimulated, the more chemicals are released and the greater our sexual desire
grows until it becomes a virtually unstoppable flood.”
―
Myles Munroe, Waiting and Dating: A Sensible Guide to a Fulfilling Love
Relationship
“Seamus:
"I was wondering if you would like to go get some coffee"
Cara:
"Well that depends ... do you like to take long walks?"
Seamus:
"Yes"
Cara:
"Do you like sex?"
Seamus:
"Yeees"
Cara:
"Then take a f***ing hike and leave me the hell alone.”
―
Erin McCarthy, Bit the Jackpot
“Never
pass up a chance to have sex or appear on television.”
―
Gore Vidal
“I
hate society’s notion that there is something wrong with sex. Something wrong
with a woman who loves sex.”
―
Alessandra Torre
“Take
a trip to the exotic landscape of your lover’s body.”
―
Alexandra Katehakis, Erotic Intelligence: Igniting Hot, Healthy Sex While in
Recovery from Sex Addiction
“Suddenly,
by the sort of violent effort with which one wrenches one's head away from the
pillow in a nightmare, Winston succeeded in transferring his hatred from the
face on the screen to the dark−haired girl behind him. Vivid, beautiful
hallucinations flashed through his mind. He would flog her to death with a
rubber truncheon. He would tie her naked to a stake and shoot her full of
arrows like Saint Sebastian. He would ravish her and cut her throat at the
moment of climax. Better than before, moreover, he realized why it was that he
hated her. He hated her because she was young and pretty and sexless, because
he wanted to go to bed with her and would never do so, because round her sweet
supple waist, which seemed to ask you to encircle it with your arm, there was
only the odious scarlet sash, aggressive symbol of chastity.”
―
George Orwell, 1984
“Have
to Find
...life
...is
...a—
...gamble
...after
...all.”
―
Ellen Hopkins, Tricks
“I'll
Stay
...leave
...me.
...I'll
...follow
...you.”
―
Ellen Hopkins, Tricks
“I
ejaculated about ten minutes ago and the stuff was black. So everything is not
normal."
Silence
greeted that happy little announcement. Man, if he had hauled off and
sucker-punched V, he would have gotten less of a shocked-out reaction.”
―
J.R. Ward, Lover Revealed
“If
sex were food, Rhage would have been morbidly obese.”
―
J.R. Ward
“To
see a man’s true colours, tell him that you don’t plan on having sex with him.
To see a woman’s true colours, tell her that you don’t plan on marrying her.”
―
Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“It’s
no secret I want him to pay. I don’t particularly care how. I’d prefer in
blood—but I’ll settle for sweat and tears.”
―
Lotchie Burton, Dante's Revenge
“When
we see a good-looking woman with a not-so-good-looking man, we assume that the
man must have a good bank balance. When we see a good-looking man with a
not-so-good-looking woman, we assume that she must be good in bed.”
―
Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“One
thing I do know my son-in-law didn't hate you. That man loved you so much,
sweetie," her father commented.”
―
Sharon Carter, Love Auction: Too Risky to Love Again
“You
smell like a bar," he said.
I
thought, You smell like a library. But I wanted to have sex right then, so I
said, "You smell like a poem.”
―
Melissa Bank, The Wonder Spot
“A
car's not the right place for showing off to a girl—the bed's the place for
that. The consequences of a mistake there are more upsetting, but less tragic.”
―
Sergei Lukyanenko, The Last Watch
“Do
you want me to open the window?’
‘No
… I still have your scent on my skin.’
‘And
I have your taste in my mouth.”
―
Debra Strattford, Worthless
“I
know a lot about birds and bees, but I don't know very much about the birds and
the bees. Everything I do know I had to teach myself on the Internet, because I
don't have anyone to ask. For example, I know that you give someone a blowjob
by putting your penis in their mouth.”
―
Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close
“A
rewarding relationship occurs when there is a common spiritual goal, shared
spiritual values and a mutual desire to build a relationship upon a spiritual
foundation and for the purpose of connecting to the light of the creator.”
―
Yehuda Berg, The Kabbalah Book of Sex: And Other Mysteries of the Universe
“A
hundred years ago, an average teenager knew countless authors, and, a sex position
or two. Today, an average teenager knows countless sex positions, and, an
author or two.”
―
Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“Intelligence
always had a pornographic influence on me.”
―
Maya Angelou, The Heart of a Woman
“When
it comes to sex: some men treat women as objects; some women treat objects as
men.”
―
Mokokoma Mokhonoana, N for Nigger: Aphorisms for Grown Children and Childish
Grown-ups
