Marriage Quotes - Visitors are not permitted to see me twice

 

Marriage Quotes - Visitors are not permitted to see me twice 

“People go on marrying because they can't resist natural forces, although many of them may know perfectly well that they are possibly buying a month's pleasure with a life's discomfort.”

― Thomas Hardy, Jude the Obscure

 

“I really don't see anything romantic in proposing. It is very romantic to be in love. But there is nothing romantic about a definite proposal. Why, one may be accepted. One usually is, I believe. Then the excitement is all over. The very essence of romance is uncertainty. If ever I get married, I'll certainly try to forget the fact.”

― Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest

 

“Almost every sinful action ever committed can be traced back to a selfish motive. It is a trait we hate in other people but justify in ourselves. ”

― Stephen Kendrick, The Love Dare

 

“I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.”

― Nikola Tesla

 

“Women may fall when there's no strength in men.

― William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet

 

“Love without sacrifice is like theft”

― Nassim Nicholas Taleb, The Bed of Procrustes: Philosophical and Practical Aphorisms

 

“The remedy for most marital stress is not in divorce. It is in repentance and forgiveness, in sincere expressions of charity and service. It is not in separation. It is in simple integrity that leads a man and a woman to square up their shoulders and meet their obligations. It is found in the Golden Rule, a time-honored principle that should first and foremost find expression in marriage.”

― Gordon B. Hinckley, Standing for Something: 10 Neglected Virtues That Will Heal Our Hearts and Homes

 

“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”

― Groucho Marx

 

“So," he called to her back, "Just out of curiosity, you know, purely conversation and all, at what age will you be entertaining offers of marriage?"

 

"You think it'll be so easy?" she called back over her shoulder. "No way. There will be tasks. Like in a fairy tale."

"Sounds dangerous."

"Very, so think twice."

 

"No need," he said. "You're worth it.”

― Laini Taylor, Days of Blood & Starlight

 

“When looking for a life partner, my advice to women is date all of them: the bad boys, the cool boys, the commitment-phobic boys, the crazy boys. But do not marry them. The things that make the bad boys sexy do not make them good husbands. When it comes time to settle down, find someone who wants an equal partner. Someone who thinks women should be smart, opinionated and ambitious. Someone who values fairness and expects or, even better, wants to do his share in the home. These men exist and, trust me, over time, nothing is sexier.”

― Sheryl Sandberg, Lean In: Women, Work, and the Will to Lead

 

“Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.”

― Mae West

 

“Visitors are not permitted to see me twice. You will have to join the cult in order to do so. If the visitor sees me for the second time, he does not recognize me.”

― Rebecca Harlem, The Pink Cadillac

 

“On our wedding night," she said, "I will cut out your tongue and swallow it. Then both tongues that spoke our marriage vows will belong to me, and I will be wed only to myself. You will most likely choke to death on your own blood, which will be unfortunate, but I will be both husband and wife and therefore not a widow to be pitied.”

― Kiersten White, And I Darken

 

“Whoa, I'm your girlfriend now?"

Archer shrugged. "We've tried to kill each other, fought ghouls, and kissed a lot. I'm pretty sure we're married in some cultures.”

― Rachel Hawkins, Spell Bound

 

“When I said I would die a bachelor, I did not think I should live till I were married.”

― William Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing

 

“To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up.”

― Ogden Nash

 

“Such silence has an actual sound, the sound of disappearance.”

― Suzanne Finnamore, Split: A Memoir of Divorce

 

“I know what it is to live entirely for and with what I love best on earth. I hold myself supremely blest -- blest beyond what language can express; because I am my husband's life as fully as he is mine.”

― Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre

 

I know you're still young but I want you to understand and learn this now. Marriage can wait, education cannot. You're a very very bright girl. Truly you are. You can be anything you want Laila. I know this about you. And I also know that when this war is over Afghanistan is going to need you as much as its men maybe even more. Because a society has no chance of success if its women are uneducated Laila. No chance.”

― Khaled Hosseini, A Thousand Splendid Suns

 

“You are enough to drive a saint to madness or a king to his knees.”

― Grace Willows, To Kiss a King

 

“The best thing a girl can be is a good wife and mother. It is a girl's highest calling. I hope I am ready.”

― Nancy E. Turner

 

“I married a damned cereal killer”

― Susan Elizabeth Phillips, Nobody's Baby But Mine

 

“One can be very much in love with a woman without wishing to spend the rest of one's life with her.”

― W. Somerset Maugham, The Painted Veil

 

“I've no more business to marry Edgar Linton than I have to be in heaven and if the wicked man in there had not brought Heathcliff so low I shouldn't have thought of it. It would degrade me to marry Heathcliff now so he shall never know how I love him and that not because he's handsome Nelly but because he's more myself than I am. Whatever our souls are made of his and mine are the same and Linton's is as different as a moonbeam from lightning or frost from fire.”

― Emily Brontë, Wuthering Heights