Sex
Quotes
I Respect You
“Hate
to sound sleazy,
but
tease me,
I
don't want it if it's that easy”
―
Tupac Shakur
“He'd
noticed that sex bore some resemblance to cookery: it fascinated people, they
sometimes bought books full of complicated recipes and interesting pictures,
and sometimes when they were really hungry they created vast banquets in their
imagination - but at the end of the day they'd settle quite happily for egg and
chips. If it was well done and maybe had a slice of tomato.”
―
Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant
“I
respect you," he murmured. "and your views. I think of you as an
equal. I respect your brains, and all those big words you like to use. But I
also want to rip your clothes off and have sex with you until you scream and
cry and see God." -Jack Travis (Smooth Talking Stranger)”
―
Lisa Kleypas, Smooth Talking Stranger
“To
have her here in bed with me, breathing on me, her hair in my mouth—I count
that something of a miracle.”
―
Henry Miller, Tropic of Cancer
“Sick
and perverted always appeals to me.”
―
Madonna
“I
have no objection to anyone’s sex life as long as they don’t practice it in the
street and frighten the horses.”
―
Oscar Wilde
“Yes,
it's a well-known fact about you: you're like death, you take everything.”
―
Milan Kundera, Laughable Loves
“I
want to undress you, vulgarize you a bit.”
―
Henry Miller, A Literate Passion: Letters of Anaïs Nin & Henry Miller,
1932-1953
“The
function of muscle is to pull and not to push, except in the case of the
genitals and the tongue.”
―
Leonardo da Vinci
“Ducking
for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life.”
―
Dorothy Parker
“A
gentleman holds my hand.
A
man pulls my hair.
A
soulmate will do both.”
―
Alessandra Torre
“If
a man can possess a woman sexually -really possess- he won't need to control
her ideas, her opinions, her clothes, her friends, even her other lovers.”
―
Toni Bentley
“Chastity—the
most unnatural of all the sexual perversions, he added parenthetically, out of
Remy de Gourmont.”
―
Aldous Huxley, Eyeless in Gaza
“I'm
such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.”
―
Woody Allen
“I
suppose it’s not a social norm, and not a manly thing to do — to feel, discuss
feelings. So that’s what I’m giving the finger to. Social norms and stuff…what
good are social norms, really? I think all they do is project a limited and
harmful image of people. It thus impedes a broader social acceptance of what
someone, or a group of people, might actually be like.”
―
Jess C Scott, New Order
“Sex
is always about emotions. Good sex is about free emotions; bad sex is about
blocked emotions.”
―
Deepak Chopra
“We
(men) would rather lose an arm out a city bus window than tell you simply,
“You’re not the one.” We are quite sure you will kill us or yourself or both—or
even worse, cry and yell at us.”
―
Greg Behrendt, Liz Tuccillo, He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth
to Understanding Guys
“If
a man doesn't know how to dance he doesn't know how to make love, there I said
it!”
―
Craig Ferguson
“Sex
should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys; it's more sanitary.”
―
Robert A. Heinlein
“His
eyes are open, watching my flushed face, my ragged breathing. I try to stop
myself from making embarrassing noises. It’s more intimate than the way he’s
touching me, to be looked at like that. I hate that he knows what he’s doing
and I don’t. I hate being vulnerable. I hate that I throw my head back, baring
my throat. I hate the way I cling to him, the nails of one hand digging into
his back, my thoughts splintering, and the single last thing in my head: that I
like him better than I’ve ever liked anyone and that of all the things he’s
ever done to me, making me like him so much is by far the worst.”
―
Holly Black, The Wicked King