Tell the Truth

 

Tell the Truth 

“Begin at the beginning," the King said, very gravely, "and go on till you come to the end: then stop.”

― Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland

 

“Tell the truth, or someone will tell it for you.”

― Stephanie Klein, Straight Up and Dirty

 

“If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.”

― Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

 

“Some people have lives; some people have music.”

― John Green, Will Grayson, Will Grayson

 

“Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!”

― Dr. Seuss

 

“Why are they all staring?" demanded Albus as he and Rose craned around to look at the other students.

"Don’t let it worry you," said Ron. "It’s me. I’m extremely famous.”

― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

 

“I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.”

― Lemony Snicket, The Penultimate Peril

 

“Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies.”

― Richelle Mead, Vampire Academy

 

“Mom says it's because she has PMS.

Do you even know what that means?

"I'm not a little kid anymore. It means pissed-at- men syndrome”

― Nicholas Sparks, The Last Song

 

“The Guide says there is an art to flying", said Ford, "or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”

― Douglas Adams, Life, the Universe and Everything

 

“I’d said it before and meant it: Alive or undead, the love of my life was a badass.”

― Richelle Mead, Blood Promise

 

“Investigation?" Isabelle laughed. "Now we're detectives? Maybe we should all have code names."

"Good idea," said Jace. "I shall be Baron Hotschaft Von Hugenstein.”

― Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

 

“What's this?" he demanded, looking from Clary to his companions, as if they might know what she was doing there.

"It's a girl," Jace said,recovering his composure. "Surely you've seen girls before, Alec. Your sister Isabelle is one.”

― Cassandra Clare, City of Bones

 

“If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf.”

― Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid

 

“Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.”

― Steven Wright

 

“Don't Panic.”

― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

 

“What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.”

― Mark Twain

 

“How do you feel, Georgie?" whispered Mrs. Weasley.

George's fingers groped for the side of his head.

"Saintlike," he murmured.

"What's wrong with him?" croaked Fred, looking terrified. "Is his mind affected?"

"Saintlike," repeated George, opening his eyes and looking up at his brother. "You see...I'm HOLEY, Fred, geddit?”

― J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

 

“Basically, I have two speeds.... Hostile or smart-aleck. Your choice.”

― James Patterson, Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

 

“History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.”

― Winston S. Churchill