Alcohol Quotes - A drinker has a hole under his nose that all his money runs into

 

Alcohol Quotes - A drinker has a hole under his nose that all his money runs into 

“A very brief enthusiasm sprang up for bringing tiny bottles of rum into the dining room and adding the rum to the dinner coffee.”

― Shirley Jackson, Hangsaman

 

“People drink to speed up life, get it over with as quickly as possible, almost as if we know there is another one coming.”

― Jack Freestone

 

“I was the stardust. He was the moonshine. The thing I need to sleep at night.”

― Dominic Riccitello

 

“I found you in our truth. Running sideways for a broken muse who loved strangers as much as alcohol.”

― Dominic Riccitello

 

“In those days I would drink eight pints of Guinness in the course of an evening, stagger back to my bed,and then live through that dreadful and totally disconcerting ordeal of spinning in outer space every time I closed my eyes.Did this happen to you? It must have.You'd close them for a few moments, hoping to go off to sleep, but your entire body would feel as though it was literally going into rotation - like you were on an out-of-control space-walk- and would continue to spin at a fast-increasing velocity until you opened your eyes and struggled to regain your bearings.Then you'd have another go, closing your eyes and hoping to lose consciousness before the spinning became unbearable, but easily having to pull yourself around a few times.Eventually, you would lose consciousness and disappear into a black hole.”

― Stuart Prebble, Grumpy Old Men: The Secret Diary

 

“Don't mind her, Old Charlie bellowed. Only thing she thinks is fun is beer.”

― Zenna Henderson, Ingathering: The Complete People Stories

 

“If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone whose life has given them vodka and have a party!”

― Anya Boszczyk

 

“When you are really drinking you get annoyed at how many times you need to get up to refill your drink because the activity you have chosen while drinking has overcome the drinking itself”

― Jack Freestone

 

“She'd been surprised to find that Coors Light was delicious.”

― Taylor Jenkins Reid, Atmosphere

 

“You were like fine wine, but cheap wine gets you drunk faster.”

― Dominic Riccitello

 

“People view all things, all events in terms of what they value in life, with that as their standard. I look at everything through the eyes of sake. Gazing far off at a mountain, I think how I’d like a little drink; I see some nice vegetables and think how well they’d go with the sake. If I had such-and-such sum, I could polish off a flask; if I had this much, I could buy a bottle. You may laugh, but that’s just the way I am—nothing I can do about it.”

― Santōka Taneda, For All My Walking: Free-Verse Haiku of Taneda Santōka with Excerpts from His Diary

 

“Put a beetle in alcohol, and you have a scarab; put a Mississippian in alcohol, and you have a gentleman-”

― William Faulkner, Sanctuary

 

“We ate, Naram adding some gin to his tea before drinking it.

I scrunched my face. "I can't believe you're still able to drink like that."

He laughs. "The trick is to never stop. Pickles the liver and keeps you young forever.”

― L.E. Eldridge, A Yulean Sisters Guide to Getting Married

 

“It's a boozy night, and the regulars are practically dry-humping the bar.”

― Stacey Richter, MY DATE WITH SATAN: Stories

 

“Mr. Nighbert took an overdose of sleeping pills, drank a bottle of alcohol, tied a plastic bag around his head and fell away from everything on a couch in his bedroom.”

― Peter Sotos, 1. Obviates: Predicate, Show Adult

 

“I sip my wine as look at the sky and hope you’re alright. Just like all those times I sat and looked you dead in the eye.”

― Dominic Riccitello

 

“I thus feared it was only a matter of time before I felt such desolation again—that feeling of being so utterly alone and without hope—that I was willing to forgo all moderation once more and dive headfirst into that sea of alcohol, wanting nothing more than to drown in it. And who knows, maybe next time I’d succeed.”

― Keijo Kangur, Broken: Twenty Pieces

 

“I was always told the problems with alcohol only come when you stop. It’s a vindictive lover, throwing your belongings out the window when you leave her.”

― Bea Fitzgerald, Then Things Went Dark

 

“Every parent knows about the humorous jokes about mama juice, a.k.a. wine, or how at the end of every long day, a glass of cheap wine is a reward. “What about dads, though?” I ask myself. It seems society sends the message that dads can drink, no matter what they do, or they are not manly enough if they can’t handle their liquor. If the game is on, drink. If you are hanging with the guys, drink. Not feeling manly enough? Drink more and drink harder.”

― Steven Kolberg, Reviving Fatherhood: Guiding Every Dad from First Steps to Lasting Legacy

 

“Alcohol derailed me from giving quality to the priorities in my life. I was able to keep the priorities in order, but they were suffering because I was suffering. Experiencing dueling priorities, as I call it, is like not having a priority at all. If what you are called to do has to split time with something else, then your calling can never fully be what it is supposed to become. I do not wish this on anyone.”

― Steven Kolberg, Reviving Fatherhood: Guiding Every Dad from First Steps to Lasting Legacy

 

“Though my siblings agree that I can be a cunt when I am drunk, they seem to miss the point that they can be cunts when they are sober.”

― Jack Freestone

 

“A drinker has a hole under his nose that all his money runs into.”

― Thomas Fuller

 

“Bob kept a bottle of something in his desk the way professors do in movies about professors. But she knew that her husband didn't really like drinking with Bob. "The man drinks to annihilate himself," he said one night, coming home from a faculty party that went on for too long, mostly because of Bob.”

― Alison Espach, The Wedding People