Alcohol Quotes - Alcohol saved my life!

 

Alcohol Quotes - Alcohol saved my life! 

“A late arrival had the impression of lots of loud people unnecessarily grouped within a smoke-blue space between two mirrors gorged with reflections. Because, I suppose, Cynthia wished to be the youngest in the room, the women she used to invite, married or single, were, at the best, in their precarious forties; some of them would bring from their homes, in dark taxis, intact vestiges of good looks, which, however, they lost as the party progressed. It has always amazed me - the capacity sociable weekend revelers have of finding almost at once, by a purely empiric but very precise method, a common denominator of drunkenness, to which everybody loyally sticks before descending, all together, to the next level. The rich friendliness of the matrons was marked by tomboyish overtones, while the fixed inward look of amiably tight men was like a sacrilegious parody of pregnancy. Although some of the guests were connected in one way or another with the arts, there was no inspired talk, no wreathed, elbow-propped heads, and of course no flute girls. From some vantage point where she had been sitting in a stranded mermaid pose on the pale carpet with one or two younger fellows, Cynthia, her face varnished with a film of beaming sweat, would creep up on her knees, a proffered plate of nuts in one hand, and crisply tap with the other the athletic leg of Cochran or Corcoran, an art dealer, ensconced, on a pearl-grey sofa, between two flushed, happily disintegrating ladies.

 

At a further stage there would come spurts of more riotous gaiety. Corcoran or Coransky would grab Cynthia or some other wandering woman by the shoulder and lead her into a corner to confront her with a grinning imbroglio of private jokes and rumors, whereupon, with a laugh and a toss of her head, he would break away. And still later there would be flurries of intersexual chumminess, jocular reconciliations, a bare fleshy arm flung around another woman's husband (he standing very upright in the midst of a swaying room), or a sudden rush of flirtatious anger, of clumsy pursuit-and the quiet half smile of Bob Wheeler picking up glasses that grew like mushrooms in the shade of chairs. ("The Vane Sisters")”

― Vladimir Nabokov, American Fantastic Tales: Terror and the Uncanny from the 1940s to Now

 

“Lucy preferred gin and tonics during the summer and switched over to whiskey sours in the winter. At dinner, a sit-down affair with the family, Lucy drank whatever the Temerlins drank, including expensive French wines. "She never gets obnoxious, even when smashed to the brink of unconsciousness," wrote Maurice, revealing more about the chimp's alcoholism than perhaps he intended. At one point, he tried to wean Lucy off the good stuff and onto Boone's Farm apple wine. Assuming she would delight in the fruity swill, he purchased a case and filled her glass one night at dinner. Lucy took a sip of the apple wine, noticed her parents were drinking something else, and put her glass down. She then graabbed Maurice's glass of Chablis and polished it off. She finished Jane's next. Not another sip of Boone's farm ever touched her lips.”

― Elizabeth Hess, Nim Chimpsky: The Chimp Who Would Be Human

 

“If hot food is they key to maintaining an expedition's stamina, then low grade gut-rot alcohol is the key to sustaining its sense of pleasure.”

― Tahir Shah, House of the Tiger King : The Quest for a Lost City

 

“You're walking down Fool's Street, Laura used to say when he was drinking, and she had been right. He had known even then that she was right, but knowing had made no difference; he had simply laughed at her fears and gone on walking down it, till finally he had stumbled and fell. Then, for a long time, he stayed away, and if he had stayed away long enough he would have been all right; but one night he began walking down it again - and met the girl. It was inevitable that on Fool's Street there should be women as well as wine.

 

He had walked down it many times in many different towns, and now he was walking down it once again in yet another town. Fool's Street never changed, no matter where you went, and this one was no different from the others. The same skeletonic signs bled beer names in vacant windows; the same winos sat in doorways nursing muscatel; the same drunk tank awaited you when at last your reeling footsteps failed. And if the sky was darker than usual, it was only because of the rain which had begun falling early that morning and been falling steadily ever since.”

― Robert F. Young, The Worlds of Robert F. Young

 

“A substantial daily intake of alcohol was the perfect way to stay in shape.”

― Simon Napier-Bell, I'm Coming To Take You To Lunch: A Fantastic Tale of Boys, Booze and how Wham! Were sold to China

 

“Need 'nother whiskey. Whiskey chaser. Gotta get two men drunk."

 

Mr. Cohan placed both hands on the bar. "Mr. Walsh," he said severely, "in Gavagan's we will serve a man a drink to wet his whistle, or even because his old woman has pasted him with a dornick, but a drink to get drunk with I do not sell. Now I'm telling you you've had enough for tonight, and in the morning you'll be thanking me..." ("My Brother's Keeper")”

― Fletcher Pratt, Tales from Gavagan's Bar

 

“I used to be better at hangovers, back in Ireland. Of course, then I had one every day," he reflected. "I had more practice.”

― Larry McMurtry, Lonesome Dove

 

“Alcohol is a straight-up hard drug. That’s not a moral judgment; it’s a scientific fact. On a biochemical level, alcohol affects the brain in the same way as Valium, Xanax, Ambien, GHB, and Quaaludes. All of them act on the GABA receptors in the brain and thus qualify as a type of drug called a GABAergic. Taking these drugs in small quantities can produce positive feelings and relaxation, but consuming too much can seriously mess you up. In fact, GABAergics can become so physically addictive that, in extreme cases, attempting to quit cold turkey can kill you.

 

But thanks to the wonders of advertising, people don’t think of alcohol that way. The beverage industry has spent billions of dollars to brainwash people into believing that drinking booze is fun and harmless: it’s how cool people socialize. Drinking makes you more popular and more confident, and if you play your cards right, it might even get you laid. As a result of this industrial-level gaslighting, it’s not uncommon for politicians to publicly proclaim that recreational drug use is morally repugnant and a blight on society—while simultaneously, those same politicians drink alcohol all the damn time.”

― Sam Kelly, Human History on Drugs: An Utterly Scandalous but Entirely Truthful Look at History Under the Influence

 

“You’ll start to feel dizzy,” he warned, “lighter, funnier... But any more, and the spirits will take over your mind. Better a small flame to keep warm than a roaring one that burns the house down.”

― Joseph Moukarzel, The Travelers: An Ancient Adventure of Gold, Magic and Forgotten Worlds

 

“Alcohol saved my life!”

― Arvo Zylo

 

“I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time.”

― Margaret Cho

 

“Drink makes you more truthful, I've heard."

 

"No, it doesn't do that," said Joanna. "It makes you self-destruct.”

― Melanie Golding, The Hidden

 

“Metal music is like alcohol: the more you consume it, the heavier you can tolerate it.”

― Criss Jami

 

“Presumably older women shouldn't drink, she thought, or women of a certain age. But what might that age be?”

― Barbara Pym, A Few Green Leaves

 

“The first drink, for me anyway, brings about a significant change in emotional state. I've come to realise that each subsequent drink represents an attempt to replicate that glorious change of state the first drink achieved. This endeavour is futile; I've laboured in vain, because each drink brings about a smaller change of state.”

― Adrian Chiles, The Good Drinker: How I Learned to Love Drinking Less

 

“Look at how Daddy and the Seal talk," Anne Mom would say to Vera. "Look at their body language, so relaxed." "Friendship must get a lot easier when you can start to drink," Vera remarked....”

― Gary Shteyngart, Vera, or Faith