Alcohol Quotes - If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life

 

Alcohol Quotes - If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life 

“When he was dry, he believed it was alcohol he needed, but when he had a few drinks in him, he knew it was something else, possibly a woman; and when he had it all -- cash, booze, and a wife -- he couldn't be distracted from the great emptiness that was always falling through him and never hit the ground.”

― Denis Johnson

 

“When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument.”

― C.S. Forester, The African Queen

“There was a tacit understanding between them that 'liquor helped'; growing more miserable with every glass one hoped for the moment of relief.”

― Graham Greene, The Heart of the Matter

 

“I am not your victim because you are not a predator any more than a bottle of scotch stalks an alcoholic.”

― Sue William Silverman, Love Sick: One Woman's Journey through Sexual Addiction

 

“The thought that the Mayan culture managed to calculate the Earth’s

passing through the plane of the Milky Way galaxy never failed to fascinate

Chuck. It was December of 2012 that had marked the end of the

Mayan calendar and also saw the Earth pass through that plane, the winter

equinox of 2012, to be precise. Of course, that exact date had been

disproved. The Mayans hadn’t accounted for leap year.

How could an ancient culture have calculated such a complex 26,000

year celestial cycle yet not figure in leap year? Yet another puzzle. Maybe

it was this rare event that accounted for the appearance of his comet.

His comet. Maybe he could be the one to officially make the discovery.”

― Jody Summers, The Mayan Legacy

 

“That's what was wrong with drinking too much. You became immune to drunken delights. There was no solace in liquor. Before you got happy, you collapsed.”

― Richard Matheson, I Am Legend and Other Stories

 

“Lucivar winced. "She guzzled half the flask — and it wasn't one of his home brews, it was the concoction you created."

 

Jaenelle’s eyes widened. “You let her drink a ‘gravedigger’?”

 

“No no no,” Wilhelmina said, shaking her head. “You shouldn’t ever drink a gravedigger until he’s had a bath.” She smiled placidly when Jaenelle and Lucivar just stared at her.

 

“Mother Night,” Lucivar muttered.

 

“Do you know that song?” Wilhelmina asked Jaenelle.”

― Anne Bishop, Queen of the Darkness

 

“The challenge lies in knowing how to bring this sort of day to a close. His mind has been wound to a pitch of concentration by the interactions of the office. Now there are only silence and the flashing of the unset clock on the microwave. He feels as if he had been playing a computer game which remorselessly tested his reflexes, only to have its plug suddenly pulled from the wall. He is impatient and restless, but simultaneously exhausted and fragile. He is in no state to engage with anything significant. It is of course impossible to read, for a sincere book would demand not only time, but also a clear emotional lawn around the text in which associations and anxieties could emerge and be disentangled. He will perhaps only ever do one thing well in his life.

 

For this particular combination of tiredness and nervous energy, the sole workable solution is wine. Office civilisation could not be feasible without the hard take-offs and landings effected by coffee and alcohol.”

― Alain de Botton, The Pleasures and Sorrows of Work

 

“How is it that everyone on this train has so much alcohol?"

"We always head to Canada at the beginning of the season," she says taking her seat again. "Their laws are much more civilized. Cheers.”

― Sara Gruen, Water for Elephants

 

“It was like a Russian party, Arkady thought. People got drunk, recklessly confessed their love, spilled their festering dislike, had hysterics, marched out, were dragged back in and revived with brandy. It wasn't a French salon.”

― Martin Cruz Smith

 

“If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous. Have you noticed that? I'd like to find the bastard that thought that one up.”

― Lemmy Kilmister

 

“Millions of deaths would not have happened if it weren’t for the consumption of alcohol. The same can be said about millions of births.”

― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

 

“Hi, this is Ganymede, cup-bearer to Zeus, and when I'm out buying wine for the Lord of the Skies, I always buckle up!”

― Rick Riordan, The Sea of Monsters

 

“The worst gift I was given is when I got out of rehab that Christmas; a bottle of wine. It was delicious.”

― Craig Ferguson

 

“I spent a lot of money on booze, birds, and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.”

― George Best

 

“At first I assumed he was a Mexican, but slowly began to realise that a real Mexican probably wouldn't be wearing a sombrero in a London nightclub. And he'd probably have a real moustache, not a stick-on one. A Mexican with a stick-on moustache would be like a Super-Mexican, because he'd have two moustaches, and that'd be cool, because a Super-Mexican could probably use his poncho as a cape, and then I realised I was saying all this to the man's face.”

― Danny Wallace, Yes Man

 

“If you were to ask me if I'd ever had the bad luck to miss my daily cocktail, I'd have to say that I doubt it; where certain things are concerned, I plan ahead.”

― Luis Bunuel

 

“All political movements are basically anti-creative — since a political movement is a form of war. “There’s no place for impractical dreamers around here,” that’s what they always say. “Your writing activities will be directed, kindly stop horsing around.” “As for the smoking of marijuana, it is the exploitation for the workers.” Both favor alcohol and are against pot.”

― William S. Burroughs

 

“Alcohol has its own well-know defects as a medication for depression but no one has ever suggested - ask any doctor - that it is not the most effective anti-anxiety agent yet known.”

― Joan Didion, Blue Nights