Money Quotes - There are three faithful friends

 

Money Quotes - There are three faithful friends 

“Money can't buy happiness, but it certainly is a stress reliever.”

― Besa Kosova

 

“Its easier to feel a little more spiritual with a couple of bucks in your pocket.”

― Craig Ferguson

 

“Yes the truth is that men's ambition and their desire to make money are among the most frequent causes of deliberate acts of injustice.”

― Aristotle, Politics

 

“Poverty frees them from ordinary standards of behaviour, just as money frees people from work.”

― George Orwell, Down and Out in Paris and London

 

“What I didn’t say was: I know you too well. You live your life idealistically. You think it’s possible to opt out of the system. No regular income, no health insurance. You quit jobs on a dime. You think this is freedom but I still see the bare, painstakingly cheap way you live, the scrimping and saving, and that is not freedom either. You move in circumscribed circles. You move peripherally, on the margins of everything, pirating movies and eating dollar slices. I used to admire this about you, how fervently you clung to your beliefs—I called it integrity—but five years of watching you live this way has changed me. In this world, money is freedom. Opting out is not a real choice.”

― Ling Ma, Severance

 

“A primary purpose of the police is to enforce the delusions of those with lots of green paper.”

― Derrick Jensen, Endgame, Vol. 1: The Problem of Civilization

 

“I wonder if there isn't a catch about having plenty of money? Does it eventually take the pleasure out of things?”

― Dodie Smith, I Capture the Castle

 

“In fact this is precisely the logic on which the Bank of England—the first successful modern central bank—was originally founded. In 1694, a consortium of English bankers made a loan of £1,200,000 to the king. In return they received a royal monopoly on the issuance of banknotes. What this meant in practice was they had the right to advance IOUs for a portion of the money the king now owed them to any inhabitant of the kingdom willing to borrow from them, or willing to deposit their own money in the bank—in effect, to circulate or "monetize" the newly created royal debt. This was a great deal for the bankers (they got to charge the king 8 percent annual interest for the original loan and simultaneously charge interest on the same money to the clients who borrowed it), but it only worked as long as the original loan remained outstanding. To this day, this loan has never been paid back. It cannot be. If it ever were, the entire monetary system of Great Britain would cease to exist.”

― David Graeber, Debt: The First 5,000 Years

 

“Getting money is not all a man's business: to cultivate kindness is a valuable part of the business of life.”

― Samuel Johnson, The Life of Samuel Johnson LL.D. Vol 3

 

“If the financial system has a defect, it is that it reflects and magnifies what we human beings are like. Money amplifies our tendency to overreact, to swing from exuberance when things are going well to deep depression when they go wrong. Booms and busts are products, at root, of our emotional volatility.”

― Niall Ferguson

 

“The Yen Buddhists are the richest religious sect in the universe. They hold that the accumulation of money is a great evil and a burden to the soul. They therefore, regardless of personal hazard, see it as their unpleasant duty to acquire as much as possible in order to reduce the risk to innocent people.”

― Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad

 

“There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.”

― Benjamin Franklin, Poor Richard's Almanack

 

“Every time you borrow money, you're robbing your future self.”

― Nathan W. Morris

 

“money’s just an idea, it has power. Only it’s not real power. Just the promise of power. But that promise is enough so long as everyone keeps pretending it’s real. Stop pretending and it all falls apart.”

― Steven Erikson, Midnight Tides

 

“Economic power is exercised by means of a positive, by offering men a reward, an incentive, a payment, a value; political power is exercised by means of a negative, by the threat of punishment, injury, imprisonment, destruction. The businessman's tool is values; the bureaucrat's tool is fear.”

― Ayn Rand

 

“My mum and dad had worked incredibly hard to afford me an education.”

― Benedict Cumberbatch

 

“Fidelity purchased with money, money can destroy.”

― Seneca, The Conquest of Happiness

 

“NAUGHTY AND NICE? said Death. BUT IT'S EASY TO BE NICE IF YOU'RE RICH. IS THIS FAIR?

Albert wanted to argue. He wanted to say, Really? In that case, how come so many of the rich buggers is bastards? And being poor don't mean being naughty, neither.”

― Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

 

“When you optimize your talents very well, you can pick money from people's pockets and nobody will ever get the guts to call you a thief.”

― Israelmore Ayivor

 

“You don't necessarily need atomic bombs to destroy a nation. Politicians who value their pockets than the life of citizens always do that every day.”

― Israelmore Ayivor, Leaders' Ladder

 

“Whenever a state or an individual cited 'insufficient funds' as an excuse for neglecting this important thing or that, it was indicative of the extent to which reality had been distorted by the abstract lens of wealth. During periods of so-called economic depression, for example, societies suffered for want of all manner of essential goods, yet investigation almost invariably disclosed that there were plenty of goods available. Plenty of coal in the ground, corn in the fields, wool on the sheep. What was missing was not materials but an abstract unit of measurement called 'money.' It was akin to a starving woman with a sweet tooth lamenting that she couldn't bake a cake because she didn't have any ounces. She had butter, flour, eggs, milk, and sugar, she just didn't have any ounces, any pinches, any pints. The loony legacy of money was that the arithmetic by which things were measured had become more valuable than the things themselves.”

― Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All

 

“You piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants.”

― Eddie Izzard